Unhinged Records Festival Flag
£15.00
“Fly it high. Fly it proud. Fly it until someone asks you to take it down.”
A majestic tapestry of chaos, colour, and questionable life choices — this official Unhinged Records flag features a collage of over 100 original single and album artworks, stitched together like a psychedelic fever dream and crowned with our iconic logo slapped right in the centre like a drunk uncle at a wedding photo.
Whether you’re at a festival, throwing a house party, or simply marking your bedroom as a no-prudes zone, this flag was made to flap gloriously in the wind (or just sadly droop behind your PC setup).
Description
📣 Key Features:
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100% knitted polyester – Won’t tear, even during emotional breakdowns
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Fabric weight: 150 g/m² – Just light enough to hang over regrets
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Single-sided print – Your wall gets the art, the back gets the mystery
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2 iron grommets – For easy hanging on tents, sheds, or enemy territory
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Sizeable statement piece – Especially when you’re 4 ciders deep in a field
Printed with 100+ cursed covers from the Unhinged back catalogue — from “Please Don’t Touch Me There” to “Kiss Me On My Helmet”, this is the flag of the damned, the freaks, and the certified banger enjoyers.
🌍 Product sourcing:
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Some Components responsibly sourced from China
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Assembled in an alternate dimension powered by queefs and dreams
This product is made on demand — we don’t bulk print, because much like our songs, this is all deeply personal and weirdly specific.
⚠️ Safety & Compliance:
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Age restrictions: For adults (and very cool teens)
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EU Warranty: 2 years
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Fully compliant with flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalate safety standards
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For compliance questions, email gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to Unhinged Records, PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.24 kg |
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