The Cobblers Unisex Hoodie
Price range: £22.50 through £26.50
“It’s not just cold outside — it’s cold in here, too.”
Slip into something a little more miserable with this official Cobblers hoodie — the only thing more comforting than re-reading old messages from someone who ghosted you in 2014.
Crafted for long walks in grim weather, scowling on public transport, or quietly judging people who still listen to Coldplay unironically, this hoodie gives you both warmth and a false sense of superiority.
Whether you’re on your way to a poetry night or simply queueing for antidepressants at Boots — this is your emotional support garment.
Description
🖤 Features:
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100% cotton face, soft enough to cry into
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65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester, like your soul: partially synthetic
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Front pouch pocket, ideal for cold hands and lukewarm regrets
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Matching drawstrings, for tying up loose ends (emotionally and sartorially)
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Self-fabric patch on the back, perfect for leaning dramatically on stone walls
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3-panel hood, because two just isn’t sad enough
This hoodie is made just for you, as soon as you order it — much like that playlist you made for your ex that you still listen to alone. We print on demand to reduce overproduction, landfill, and joy.
⚠️ Legal Gloom (Required by Brussels):
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Age restrictions: For adults (or very self-aware teens)
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EU Warranty: 2 years
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Fully compliant with safety standards regarding flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates — no toxins, just trauma.
Additional information
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