“Show Me Where You Piss From” T-Shirt
£11.00 – £16.00
Dripping with sorrow, stitched with shame.
This shirt isn’t just merch — it’s a cry for help you can sweat through.
Wearing this soft, breathable tee feels like being hugged by a miserable uncle who only comes round to water your mum’s plants. Featuring the now-iconic overexposed image of a despondent man grasping his can (watering, not willy — though you’d be forgiven for wondering), this is the official uniform of those who’ve cried after climax and apologised for the smell.
Printed on high-quality fabric that’s as soft as a sigh and as stretchy as the truth, this shirt is perfect for:
- Smoking tragically in allotments
- Weeping into tea
- Receiving passive-aggressive handjobs under the table at family events
Whether you’re wallowing in northern rain or just spiritually incontinent, this is your moment. Show the world where you piss from — metaphorically, emotionally, spiritually… and perhaps even literally.
Description
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – like your self-esteem, gently worn down
• 4.2 oz/yd² fabric weight – heavier than your conscience
• Pre-shrunk – unlike your genitals after that incident in Rhyl
• Side-seamed construction – because life falls apart if you don’t hold it together
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – for maximum shrugging during awkward silences
For compliance questions, email gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to Unhinged Records, PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL.
This shirt is crafted just for you the moment you order it — because like your love life, we believe in slow, disappointing delivery.
We don’t do bulk runs, just emotionally fragile one-offs.
It might take a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of personal shame.
Thanks for choosing to support on-demand production and helping us reduce waste, regret, and unnecessary fabric-based misery.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Unhinged Records and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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