‘Ever Gambled A Fart?’ T-Shirt
£8.50 – £15.00
This tee’s a gamble you won’t regret. Made from 100% cotton (unless it’s the grey ones, we’ll be honest), this classic unisex cut gives you structure, sass, and just enough street swagger to walk into a casino and fart with confidence. Soft on your nips, firm on the seams, and stylish enough to make people squint at your chest in public.
Perfect for layering, lounging, or letting one slip at your nan’s bingo night.
Description
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn (it’s a yarn, not a warning)
• Tubular fabric — like a burrito, but for your torso
• Taped neck and shoulders (sounds kinky, but it’s just good quality)
• Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for extra fart-shielding
• Blank product sourced from a wonderful cocktail of countries including Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico – don’t worry about it.
This product is made just for you when you order it — like a fart you can’t take back. Because we don’t stockpile loads of unsold tees in a warehouse (no one wants that), it might take a little longer to arrive. But you’re helping reduce overproduction, so your eco-karma’s looking pretty tasty. Cheers for being a legend.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Unhinged Records and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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