Unhinged Records Black Glossy Mug

Description

Every label needs a mug. This one’s literal.

Sturdy, glossy, and emotionally vacant, this sleek ceramic vessel is the ideal companion for:

Your morning java

Your fifth cup of tea while spiralling about your Spotify stats

Or simply whispering into the void while pretending to work

It features the Unhinged Records logo in a disorienting pattern, perfect for asserting brand dominance while microwaving yesterday’s coffee for the third time.

Specifications (for the mug fetishists):

Ceramic — like your emotional walls

11 oz size: 3.85″ tall – good for fragile egos

15 oz size: 4.7″ tall – good for big ideas, bad songs

Lead and BPA free (unless you insist on tasting trauma)

Glossy finish – because matte is for cowards

Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike most of our relationships)

This mug is made just for you the moment you order — because we believe in individual trauma, not mass production. That’s why it might take a little longer to arrive.

Each mug helps reduce overproduction, landfill waste, and that weird guilt you get when you buy 12-pack novelty tumblers from B&M. Thanks for making a thoughtful purchasing decision — or at least an interesting one.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Unhinged Records and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.